China: Call me Shina (支那), OK?
Japan: OK.
---Years Later---
Japan: Hey, Shina.
China: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? YOU ARE A RACIST!!!
Japan: (..What should it be then, Dog-Eating-Mother-F*cking-Country or what?)
South Korea: Call me DAIKAN MINKOKU (大韓民国、National State of Great Korea)
Japan: OK, I call you "Kankoku (韓国)" in short like nickname.
World except Japan: F*CK YOU, YOU "SOUTH KOREA."