At the drug store cashier:
Cashier: Do you have a fr*aking point card?
Me: No, I don't have the cr@p.
*Suddenly the middle age woman behind me placed her point card on the cash tray, nodding.
Me: Here. (I handed the cashier the money pretending like I did not see the point card on the tray.)
Cashier: Thank you. (She handed me the change pretending like she did not see the point card on the tray either.)
Cashier: Do you have a fr*aking point card?
Me: No, I don't have the cr@p.
*Suddenly the middle age woman behind me placed her point card on the cash tray, nodding.
Me: Here. (I handed the cashier the money pretending like I did not see the point card on the tray.)
Cashier: Thank you. (She handed me the change pretending like she did not see the point card on the tray either.)