On the facebook time line, I had this zombie guy picture from one of my friends. It says "This guy just busted in your door! The object to your left is your only weapon. How screwed are you?" Well, these are what I have on my left. They are coffee pot, phone, q-tips, remote controllers for the air conditioner, and cardboard box from Amazon.jp. The most useful one is the coffee pot, I think; I probably could whack his head with this. Or I can offer him a cup of coffee to see if caffeine can kill him by making his heart pound faster, so he would bleed out from his wounds to make him fainted by poor circulation. The second useful thing is the old phone with cord. I can use this corded phone like nunchakus to beat him up like Bruce Lee. Only the problem is that I am not very good at using nunchakus; I can be beating myself up. I could use q-tips to attack him as well. How? I ...
Ito Shunsuke from Miyako, Iwate prefecture. 岩手県宮古市在住の伊藤俊介です。