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Zombie Attack!!

On the facebook time line, I had this zombie guy picture from one of my friends.




It says "This guy just busted in your door!
The object to your left is your only weapon.
How screwed are you?"

Well, these are what I have on my left.




They are coffee pot, phone, q-tips, remote controllers for the air conditioner, and cardboard box from Amazon.jp. 
The most useful one is the coffee pot, I think; I probably could whack his head with this.  
Or I can offer him a cup of coffee to see if caffeine can kill him by making his heart pound faster, so he would bleed out from his wounds to make him fainted by poor circulation.   
   
The second useful thing is the old phone with cord.  
I can use this corded phone like nunchakus to beat him up like Bruce Lee. 
Only the problem is that I am not very good at using nunchakus; I can be beating myself up. 
  
I could use q-tips to attack him as well.
How?  I can poke his eyes with these.  
You see how many q-tips I got there, right?  That can freak him out by making him think 
"OMG. Just how many times he is gonna try to poke my eyes!?" 
  
I also have the remote controllers for the air conditioning next to the phone. 
I could just point that to him and push the power button to see if that can turn his power off or something. 
   
Or I can put his head into the amazon cardboard box, and grab his shoulders to make him turning around.  That way, he would just walk away to opposite direction.
 
I re-post this picture to see how other people would react if they are in this situation, but nobody really gave their answers.  Well, It was OK.  I had worse thing when I was uploading this picture to my timeline; it auto-tagged me and asked me if this zombie guy is me!!  I was like "F*** YOU FACEBOOK."

   

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