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"Please explain"

This picture come onto my timeline with the message said
"Please explain."
So, I would like to add some explanation of what's happening in this picture.



In the early the morning of December 26th of one year, Santa Claus woke up in one shopping mall alone butt naked.
He did not know what had happened to him.
He ran into one of the store in the shopping mall to find something to wear.
But because it was after Christmas sales, there was nothing much left.
Only he could find were the pink T-shirts.
So, he borrowed them to wear.  
He thought it would be a big trouble if somebody find him in the pink T-shirts in the shopping mall, so he tried find something to disguise himself.  
But again, it was after Christmas sales, he could only find the blue and red paper flowers decorations.  He put them on his head anyway.
On the way to get out the shopping mall, he heard that somebody was calling him.
"Santa Claus.. Santa Claus.. it's me.. your reindeer.. take me with you"
Though Santa Claus looked around, he could not find his reindeer, but a little sheep.
The little sheep said
"The witch came to turn me into a sheep with her magic.  Let me go with you to find her, so I can ask her to make me the reindeer again."
Santa Claus said
"Oh, that's why I was butt naked in the shopping mall!  She did some magic on me to get me naked, right?"
Then, the sheep answered
"That's no.  You were having too much tequila shots last night.  You were awfully wasted and got naked by yourself.  You may not remember it."
Santa Claus said "Oh... OK... but we need to get out here now because the security guards will be coming anytime."
He was getting out of the shopping mall. But it was little too late.
When Santa Claus got out the shopping mall building, one security guard came to him to ask
"Hey, who are you and what are you doing?"
That's when the security guard took this picture.
 
Ain't it obvious?

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